So I got dressed and trudged my way to the town hall. Though her tendency to greet me in the mornings with her party cannon weren’t as great.
She was the first to welcome me to Ponyville and threw me a great party. Still, for an Eldritch abomination in a pink pony suit, she was very kind. Stare into the Pink Abyss too long, and it makes faces back at you. Asking her about her strange abilities just went over her head, and I got the feeling that it was better not to inquire further. Maybe she’s Loki’s granddaughter-She had mentioned Sleipner at some point. Even in a world of talking, magic equines where one (the queen, though she calls herself ‘princess’ for some inane reason) literally controls the motions of the sun and moon, she stands out for how weird she is, with her ability to teleport and talk without breathing and tendency to pop up out of nowhere. … So of course, hours later, with the music pounding in my skull, I decided I would go. I wasn’t going to the party, and that was final. I’d politely declined going to the celebration-Pinkie Pie had looked so heartbroken I’d nearly changed my mind. I checked the clock-Yup, it was nearly dawn. I sighed, stretching my arms up over my head. And of course, flashing lights of multiple colors that kept me up. With loud booming music and equally loud cries, laughs and screams. Where the local party planner/sugar addict, Pinkamenia Diane Pie (or Pinkie Pie for short), was holding a loud, raucous party. Unfortunately… My cottage was near the town hall. I also had to deal with a crazy purple unicorn who was some emissary of the princess, and a lot of other hard jobs. A hard day’s work, however, had persuaded me to try to turn in early. The Summer Sun Celebration, where they would honor the longest day of the year by partying all night long before. And on this day, almost a year after I’d first appeared, there was a great celebration. Oh yeah: Like any other society, the ponies marked the change in seasons with celebration. Especially when it happened on Hearts and Hooves Day. I guess I didn’t mind too much, but the rumors that flew about us were a bit embarrassing. Often ending up in my house, cuddled up to me in my bed. She also had a strange tendency to sleep fly. And surprisingly a big fan of their equivalent of manga, which she shared with me eagerly. That I was the first and only one of my kind was a source of endless fascination, but she was also warm and friendly and kind. She took to me immediately, as she loved all animals. She was a pegasus pony who could fly, but preferred activity on the ground. I grew close with a local animal expert, one Miss Fluttershy of Cloudsdale. A slower world was one that was easier to adjust to, after all. It was a slower pace of life: Nopony had invented television yet, so everything media wise was print or radio. Got my own little house with clean running water, lights powered by magic, a refrigerator in a proper kitchen, a cozy bed, and a bookshelf filled with books to read. I made friends, did good work, helped others. In comparison, the simple ponies of Ponyville took only a few weeks to adjust to my presence. The capital city, Canterlot, was like Minas Tirith high on whimsy and where the noble ponies all saw me as either a freak, a key to political maneuvering, or both. I was offered a nice job as a handyman in a little town called Ponyville, and frankly I was glad for it. Which I did.Īnother thing for the boys back home to work out, if I ever get back there.
After some examination and testing by the local scientists, wizards, and god-queen, I was declared not a threat and allowed to apply for citizenship. I ran for my life and was found by the local sapient natives.
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I still don’t know how: One minute, I was relaxing in bed after a hard day’s work and the next, I was falling into a forest full of monsters. And to my knowledge, I’m the first human being to ever end up on an alien world.
I’ll leave that to the linguists, philosophers and stand up comedians to sort out. I don’t know, maybe it’s the translation magic that lets me speak Horse. Don’t worry, there are a LOT more where that one came from. I was just an average male human from Earth: I got to work as a handyman, and that suited me just fine. I felt like I’d ended up in a pastel version of Aesop’s fables crossed with a sadistic session of Dungeons and Dragons. Even a world ruled by sapient, magic equines. So, as it turns out, humans can adjust to living anywhere. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Talonĭisclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfic By Andrew J.
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